chav zoo

come to the chav zoo,
come to the chav zoo,
with sights and exhibits,
that will really amaze you.

on my left, you see Chavus Loutius,
they get really pissed,
and then kick off and shout at us.
"you mosher," "you hippy," "you freak"
i can't count how many times i 've heard THAT this week

come to the chav zoo,
come to the chav zoo,
with some exotic sights,
that will really astound you.

on my right, you see Chavus Fertilus,
who pop out some sprogs,
to reap up the benefits.
scraped back hair, and earrings that chafe,
the shoulders of both them,
and the welfare state

come to the chav zoo,
come to the chav zoo,
with sights and exhibits,
that will shock and upset you,

roll up, roll up,
and tilt back your caps,
wear fake gold earrings and adidas slacks,
burberry scarves
and kappa tracksuits,
come with me now,
to the awesome chav zoo

ode to sofa surfers

you only come to see me
when i've got something you want
and all you do when you arrive
is bitch and moan and rant

i don't know why i like you
you really piss me off
i think i should get over it
i think i've had enough

so adieu, bonne nuit, and ciao
my lovely, lazy boy
go find another silly girl
to sponge off and annoy

poem manifesto

this is a space which i am going to use for writing down my poetry, old and new.

Poetry writing is something which i have done for years, starting with my weird teen angst stuff, and evolving to my more mature stuff.

I have stop writing as much, but it is an artform which i mean to work on, along with my painting and other visual arts.

Once again, i will state that if you have something contructive to say, or complimentary, then fine, feel free to comment, but if you just want to have a swipe at me, then don't bother.