chav zoo

come to the chav zoo,
come to the chav zoo,
with sights and exhibits,
that will really amaze you.

on my left, you see Chavus Loutius,
they get really pissed,
and then kick off and shout at us.
"you mosher," "you hippy," "you freak"
i can't count how many times i 've heard THAT this week

come to the chav zoo,
come to the chav zoo,
with some exotic sights,
that will really astound you.

on my right, you see Chavus Fertilus,
who pop out some sprogs,
to reap up the benefits.
scraped back hair, and earrings that chafe,
the shoulders of both them,
and the welfare state

come to the chav zoo,
come to the chav zoo,
with sights and exhibits,
that will shock and upset you,

roll up, roll up,
and tilt back your caps,
wear fake gold earrings and adidas slacks,
burberry scarves
and kappa tracksuits,
come with me now,
to the awesome chav zoo